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uh well, i'm Alex c: 19. i'm a pretty boring person and yeah idk. I currently live in Canada. i play a lot of games and stuff. i'm really bad at talking to people i don't know .-. uh yeah.
I don't really have too much say here. oops.

 


fieryfruit:

fieryfruit:

you’ve really gotta hand it to short people

because we usually can’t reach it anyways

princekind:

ask-bobbi:

princekind:

wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)

*wiggles antennas*;3 

what the hell are you 

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

refreshes:

I came here to have a good time and honestly I’m feeling so attacked right now

refreshes:

I came here to have a good time and honestly I’m feeling so attacked right now

airandangels:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD

airandangels:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD

im-a-walking-paradox:

when the nudes exceed your expectations

3 months ago506,342 plays
kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

thestigsmexicancousin:

A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

canada: hi don't mean to intrude but its my birthd–
america: ITS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY
america: THREE DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY
canada:
canada:
canada:
canada: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now