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uh well, i'm Alex c: 19. i'm a pretty boring person and yeah idk. I currently live in Canada. i play a lot of games and stuff. i'm really bad at talking to people i don't know .-. uh yeah.
I don't really have too much say here. oops.

 


refreshes:

I came here to have a good time and honestly I’m feeling so attacked right now

refreshes:

I came here to have a good time and honestly I’m feeling so attacked right now

airandangels:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD

airandangels:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD

im-a-walking-paradox:

when the nudes exceed your expectations

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kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

thestigsmexicancousin:

A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

canada: hi don't mean to intrude but its my birthd–
america: ITS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY
america: THREE DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY
canada:
canada:
canada:
canada: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

blackbird-and-the-harlot:

theconcealedweapon:

crazyykenziee:

If someone were to bake 100 cookies, and poison only a single one, would you eat one? “But they’re not all going to kill you!” Chances are, you are still not gonna eat a cookie.

Don’t eat a cookie: HOW DARE YOU! NOT ALL COOKIES ARE POISONED!

Eat a cookie: WELL IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT! YOU CHOSE TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO EAT A COOKIE KNOWING THAT SOME OF THEM WERE POISONED!

There is a metaphor in this somewhere I just can’t see it

makochantachibanana:

anya333:

When I was little me and my friends used to make paper flip phones in class and this made me tear up a little

HOW DO YOU DO THAT

makochantachibanana:

anya333:

When I was little me and my friends used to make paper flip phones in class and this made me tear up a little

HOW DO YOU DO THAT

tomorrowers:

parasitic-head:

no | rather not | sure | yes | fuck yes | oh god you don’t even know

pls do this !!!