egberts:

svvitzerland:

egberts:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

 What is the opposite of a restaurant?

a workaurant

i hope you get arrested for this joke

i think i need to get arworked

(via iamthefastsinkinganchor)

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

(via orgasmic-humor)

methproblem:

chickensandwich:

i heard your penis is like a thumb

(via orgasmic-humor)

best-of-funny:

bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

• how to pay bills
• how to buy a house
• how to buy a car
• how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

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